Uncle Tom: Galaxies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Military Research Update

Our great Ikatanga, we have wonderful news! Our bio-mechanical research division has just completed 10 new Mech-Warrior units and 10 of our finest soldiers, all brave volunteers, have completed their training and can now operate the new Mech-Warriors. There are currently 2 classes of Mech-Warrior, but if they prove successful on the battlefield many more could be developed. Our bio-mechanical researchers are convinced that the combination of advanced robotics controlled from within by a Mech-Driver, making use of the latest brain stem cyborg integration technology will prove more adaptable than traditional robots. Ikatanga, these 10 Mech-Warriors are ready for your command. There are 5 Atlas class, very slow, but heavily armoured and carrying a deadly arsenal including short range but highly accurate phase shifted anti-matter canons and long range howitzers firing sonic bombs. Supporting the Atlas class are 5 incredibly fast, though weakly armoured, long range missile firing Mercury class. Long live Ikatanga! The saviour of Overica!

Ikatanga the Great:Volume 1

Once there was a 10-year-old boy from Overica, and from the Intergalactic Republic. He grew to be the famous of his Republic. His name was Ikatanga.This is about his journeys from Overica to Tergiverse II. Ikatanga was 10 when he met the Gollark Empire by climbing the border. He was alone when he met Tanga-Bunga, his older cousin. Tanga-Bunga was his adversary at first,because he(Tanga-Bunga)thought that Ikatanga might grow up to be a sworn opposition to the Gollarks. After a fight,Tanga-Bunga gives in and claims that he is now Ikatanga's ally. He is actually spying for the Gollarks.Ikatanga discovers this and declares war on Gollarkia.He knows that he needs to train himself. He and his small band of young fighters attack the Gollark base of Dijingbac and turn it into a small town. They become a part of the Republic Marines and attack one of the most feared navies in the universe.

Chapter 1:The Ikatangan Story

Ikatanga was fed up.He spent weeks researching the medical properties of twignite.Tanga-Bunga stepped forward.''I realized that if we had vespene gas squeezed into a vacuum with neutrons and aimed it at a piece of unanlium sulphate(UlSO4)you might get unaakium vespanium(UaVpS7)one of the key compounds of twignite,'' he explained.Unaakium was much more stable than unanlium and was even discovered to have medical properties.''We need to treat soldiers in battle with the aliens,'' Ikatanga stated.''I just don't think it's enough to ionize 322Ul to make 315Ua using vespene gas and leave it at that.'' ''What are they talking about?'' little Igia asked Twig. ''They're looking for a new compound,'' he replied.''What type?'' asked 10-year-old Ikia.''Interesting,that one.Uncle Tanga-Bunga is talking about superheavy elements.'' ''Superheavy elements!Like in my wand?'' Ikia whispered.''Sorry,but I need to get on with my research.'' So off he went,and Igia and Ikia whispered to each other.

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Chapter 4:Battle for the Hills

Chapter 3:The Secret Code

ONCE Ikatanga and his small army had broken through the Secret Entrance,they found old leather-coats,lots and lots of big books,but they were particularly intrigued by a code that was written in large block capitals:15769. Ikatanga held the note and declared,''This will be our Secret Code!'' Twig was astonished that he could find such a valuable thing in such a messy room.The code was actually information concocted by their group as part of a sabotage operation. Ikatanga,though,was convinced that if the Gollarks had stolen information from Overican encoders and decoders,they would have threatened everyone who was under the rule of the Duke of Chika.The sabotage operation on the enemy capital would have failed.They needed to activate ''Operation Forest'' before the Gollarks invaded.Ikatanga detected Gollark information,and simply took it.Operation Forest was activated at last!