Title of the elements

Oxygen had a break-up with Radon, and Oxygen muttered angrily to Radon and said:I didn't take an electron away from you!Radon didn't speak at that moment.At last he spoke.''That means you're become a 2+ ion!''he shouted.''Don't interrupt!'' ''Carbon has said that he has swept up the messy protons away from Hydrogen.''said Oxygen in a mechanical voice.''Hydrogen has not cleared up his protons for years!''said Radon.Lithium joined the group and said:''Radon has not cleared up for years! ''Yes,I have!''shouted Radon. ''No,you haven't!''shouted Oxygen. ''Please stop this maniac,Radon!''said Lithium. ''But...But this is going on and on!''said Radon. Lithium said:''At 13:54 you have to stop this maniac,Radon!'' Oxygen said to Lithium:''You're right. Radon wanted to take away two electrons from Lithium,but he could not. Lithium said:''Don't!'' Oxygen had an idea.''Let's go and find Hydrogen.''said Oxygen. ''That is a very good idea.''said Lithium.''We can't stay here any longer!'' Lithium,Radon and Oxygen went to find Hydrogen.Hydrogen said:''You have not cleared up your messy protons for years,Lithium!''Carbon said:''You have been very good,Lithium.'' ''No,he hasn't because I found them in Iodine!'' said Hydrogen.