Recipe for Addition Stew

Addition Stew Ingredients: A chunk of ones(Medium:150g,Large 200g) A sprinkle of twos 106g of fives 2 teaspoons of addition gravy A drizzle of liquid square roots and some threes Method:Pour the addition gravy in a bowl and cut lumps of ones as it is heating.Put two sixer rashers in the bowl so it sizzles as the chopped ones are chunked in another bowl.Add blazing sevens to give it extra punch and potent and powerful pizzazz.The 5s should be cooked with the 3s and the 1s to make a stew.The sixer rashers should be put on a tray(and don't forget to wear ovengloves for this!)with the gravy.Add square roots to give it extra flavour and...there we have it!

Ikatanga the Great and the Secret Entrance:Chapter 5

The Dominators attacked!They rampaged through the forest,towards the town of Ritaeringa,and towards our soldiers.Their artillery began to bombard Ritaeringa.Our heroic troops fought back furiously,trying to defend the town from being destroyed. We threw fireball missiles to set fire to the artillery,and at the same time,we advanced onto the enemy lines. ''We have to enter right into there,'' instigated the king of the Dominators to his soldiers. ''We have to destroy this town!'' Meanwhile,Ikatanga the Great whispered,''There they are!'' he exclaimed.And the battle continued.

Ikatanga the Great and the Secret Entrance:Chapter 4

Emprryrean was a war zone in 2204-2209.A constant fight between Overicans and Ifungans.There were few vespene gas generators in Emprryean,and every settlement except Akbunga was a small town.At the same time in Overica,a sudden blast of ash,dust,stones and gas blasted its way through the Overican forest,streams and sparks splattering on the houses and vespene gas generators,for the town that it hit,Kaya,lied right in the middle of a line that divides the three landmasses.Meanwhile in Emprryean,Ikatanga and his forces had defeated the Ifungan fleet,but the Dominators had soared around the capital,almost defeating the protesters.''We have to push the Dominators towards the north of Emprryean and into Tergiverse 4,'' urged Ikatanga.The Seal in the Moon wasn't convinced. ''We must destroy the Dominator menace with our underwater artillery which will weaken them,'' he replied grudgingly,with another loud grunt(as in seal language to make up a sentence)Until...

Ikatanga the Great and the Secret Entrance:Chapter 3

Against the Dominators,the fighting was at its worst, especially in Akbunga.The sluishing mud that the Overican guards faced made the march very arduous.Twig(or the Seal in the Moon as we called him)suggested that we should weaken the Dominator army by attacking some of their ships.The River Akbunga was a complicated stretch of narrow lakes,so Ikatanga crossed a narrow path through to attack.But it was almost too late.The Dominator ships had broken through the river and attacking a small town near Akbunga.Then the Emprryeans launched a small fleet to attack the Dominator ships.

Ikatanga the Great and the Secret Entrance:Chapter 2

Ikatanga had reached the town at last! All the pandemonium of a battle between the two regions,but now had the Dominators broken through?They could only imagine... In Akbunga,the capital,protests had overrun the Emprryean government.Buildings set on fire,destroyed by guns and lightsavers,only for the protesters to rampage through the city.Twig wanted his army to join the protesters,but Ikatanga replied,''No!If we join the protesters,Akbunga might fall!'' Just at that moment,a postman came through with a letter for the seals.It said:OLH-10367.''Quick!'' Ikatanga cried.''That's our code!'' And...

Ikatanga the Great and the Secret Entrance:Chapter 1

One day,Ikatanga was in the Inatanga Plains.He and his troops were prepared for the Dominator attack and at this point,unexplicably,they seemed to be soaring round the main town with an enormous army.Ikatanga,Twig and the other leaders knew they had to lead their army.''Across the river!'' bellowed Tanga-Bunga.''That means you!'' he added in a more high-pitched voice.''Come on!''he continued in a more conciliatory tone.The troops slowly began to move out of the river.The enemy horses were not prepared for the attack and...CRASH!!! The enemy spears shattered into pieces by seals!!! Ikatanga fired a gun at the enemy lines and the Dominators fired back.''It's not exactly there in that town,'' whispered Ikatanga.

D.Afonso Henriques

Afonso Henriques chegou ao campo da batalha,em Ourique,mas o exercito mouro era realmente enorme,com tantos homens que se perdiam de vista.Mas com coragem e forca,rapidamente vencemos todos os defendentes.Nos temos a nossa frente o grande D.Afonso Henriques.E depois,tentamos tomar de assalto a cidade de Santarem.De seguida,D.Afonso Henriques queria tomar uma cidade mais rica,Lisboa.Nos pedimos ajuda a cavaleiros de outros reinos.Chegaram a Portugal cruzados alemães,franceses,ingleses e flamengos.